Merlin 3.06, or, Elena wants to be A Real Girl

It's the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio! And sleeping beauty?

Dude, get a manicure.

Um, okay. Blue Fairy from Pinocchio cursed Sleeping Beauty?

Hi. They most certainly did not have high heels back then. Especially not silver polyester ones. Fail.

Wow, Uther is totally not a good wing man. “Strategic?” really?

Okay, I know Arthur's reaction to “Marriage” is supposed to be “Father!” but it could totally be interpreted as “Fuck?!”

Hahaha, Uther's face with the “pillow fight” that's going on in Arthur's chambers. What do you think he thought was happening?

Something tells me the Fae enjoy dipping their toes in the lake. It seems like that's all they do.

I have never expected anyone to FLIRT with GAIUS. It bothers me.

Yes, please, more shots of Merlin holding a phallic object to his mouth.

This Gaius Love Connection disturbs me more than the frog-eating.

What is Morgana's angle? She hates Uther, but what are her feelings towards Arthur? And isn't she friends with Gwen?

Bradley Motherfuckin James, how does you going all sad-eyed and pouty MAKE YOU EXTREMELY HOT?!

Did he just ruin the potion while fighting the Blue Fairy? I bet you he did.

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM GAIUS

Wow, Merlin, you are so sexy when you speak confidently about Destiny. Arthur's so fucking turned on, I know it.