So after Inception came out and the internet exploded, I still didn't want to see it. It had Leonardo Di Caprio in it, and I hate his Douchebaggy face. No, srsly. When I see his face, I inwardly wince.
But my feed tracker popped up with bajillions of Inception fanfic with "Arthur/Eames" which would give me a tiny "OMG ARTHUR FROM MERLIN, CLICK BITCH CLICK!" reaction, until I realized it was a different Arthur and my heart plummeted.
Let it be known: I only knew Leonardo Di Bag was in it. I wasn't aware of who the other actors were.
But after seeing more Inception recs and requests than Sherlock, and having a friend tell me it was basically "a two-hour slashfic with men in suits" I decided I had to see this thing. But it had left the theatre! It wasn't at my cheap seats theatre! I must have missed it!
And then yesterday, I saw that it was at the cheap seats, and I had a coupon.
So I saw it.
Wow. It really is full of slash, isn't it? Also, OMG I didn't know it had Mr. Hotness himself, Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Oh good lord does he look FINE in a suit, kicking ass in zero gravity. I told my friend, S, who I coerced into watching it with me, that the only way this movie could be sexier would be if Arthur took off his shirt.
And then Eames said "he had a beautiful woman" he liked to play in dreams, and I think it broke my brain. WHERE IS THAT FIC?! besides, I loved his 'woman''s dress. WANT.
So here I am, internets, recently converted to Inception. (which, btw, reminds me all the time now of this comic
I love: Arthur (oh good god, any which way. in a suit, in jeans, speaking french, fighting, on the ceiling, getting fucked oh my god). Eames (he calls Arthur Darling! And fucks around with him! see: tipping chair scene omfg). Ariadne (ok i just like her name and her no-taking-cobb's-bullshit routine).
Still hate Cobb because of the actor, though.
OKAY, I'M HERE, I'M READY, SOMEONE REC ME GOOD INCEPTION FIC SO I CAN GET MY FANGIRL ON KTHXBYE.